My Secret Plan for How to Make It in America

24 08 2013

Plan ‘A’

1. Shovel money at people until they tell you to stop or you run out of money.

2. If you run out of money, either have rich parents or be willing to do things you’d never want to do to get more money.

3. Start shoveling money again.

 

Alternate Plan if Plan ‘A’ Fails (hereafter “Plan B”)

1. Already be rich and have everyone shovel money at you.

 

Net Result